搞笑的英文諺語
1、人怕餓，地怕荒。
People are afraid of hunger, but people are afraid of famine.
2、光說不幹，事事落空；又說又幹，馬到成功。
If you say nothing, everything falls short; if you say something and do it again, you will succeed.
3、人到四十五，正是出山虎。
When people reach 45, it is the mountain tiger.
4、撒網要撒迎風網，開船要開頂風船。
To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.
5、天冷不凍織女手，荒年不餓勤耕人。
Weaver hands are not frozen in cold weather, and hard-working people are not hungry in barren years.
6、一年盼望一年好，汗衫補得象夾襖。
Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.
7、人怕沒臉，樹怕沒皮。
People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.
8、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
9、人心不足蛇呑象，貪心不足吃月亮。
People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.
10、弟兄不和鄰里欺，將相不和鄰國欺。
If a brother does not deceive his neighbour, he will not deceive his neighbour.
11、人急投親，鳥急投林。
People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
12、經常用的鑰匙，總是閃閃的；潺潺淌的泉水，總是清亮亮的。
The keys that are often used are always shining; the bubbling springs are always bright.
13、入門休問榮枯事，觀看容顏便得知。
When you get to the door, you will find out when you look at your face.
14、一家養女百家求，一馬不行百家憂。
One family needs a hundred daughters, but one horse can't make a hundred families worry.
15、一等二靠三落空，一感二幹三成功。
First class, second class and third class fail, and second class succeeds.
16、窮家難捨，熟地難離。
Poor families are inseparable from familiarity.
17、要吃辣子栽辣秧，要吃鯉魚走長江。
To eat spicy seeds to grow spicy rice seedlings, to eat carp to walk along the Yangtze River.
18、愛吹牛的人，嘴邊冒着青煙。
A boaster has smoke on his lips.
19、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再親的嬸子不如娘。
Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.
20、糊塗蟲不知聰明的可貴，健康不知患病的痛苦。
Muddleworms do not know the value of intelligence, health does not know the pain of illness.
21、先釘樁子後系驢，先撒窩子後釣魚。
First nail the stake, then tie the donkey, first scatter the nest and then fish.
22、香花不一定好看，會說不一定能幹。
Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.
23、人不在大小，馬不在高低。
People are not big, horses are not high or low.
24、親不過父母，近不過夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
25、不要看公羊叫得厲害，要看他過河的本領。
Don't look at the ram barking badly, but at his ability to cross the river.
26、姑舅親，輩輩親，打斷骨頭連着筋。
Uncles and relatives, from generation to generation, broke the bones and tendons.
27、人怕話多，活怕人做。
People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.
28、種菜老婆吃菜腳，做鞋老婆打赤腳。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
29、十年窗下無人問，一舉成名天下知。
No one asked under the window for ten years, and it became famous all over the world.
30、受恩深處宜先退，得意濃時便可休。
It is better to retreat from the depths of gratitude, and then rest when you are proud.
31、公雞打架頭對頭，夫妻吵嘴不記仇。
Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.
32、留得五湖明月在，不愁無處下金鉤。
Keep the bright moon in the lakes, there is no place to worry about the golden hook.
33、一舉首登龍虎榜，十年身到風凰池。
First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
34、人老眼昏，鷹老爪鈍。
Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.
35、秀才餓死不賣書，壯士窮途不賣劍。
Scholars die of hunger and do not sell books, but warriors do not sell swords.
36、皮裏生的皮裏熱，皮裏不生冷似鐵。
The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.
37、人合心，馬合套。
People fit in, horses fit in.
38、擒龍要下海，打虎要上山。
Catching dragons is to go to sea and fighting tigers is to go up the hill.
39、人怕傷心，樹怕剝皮。
People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.
40、灰裏芝麻泥裏豆，菜籽田裏摸泥鰍。
Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
41、龍游淺水遭蝦戲，虎落平陽被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
42、內練一口氣，外練一口屁。
Practice one breath inside and one ass outside.
43、一個巴掌拍不響，一人難唱獨板腔。
It is hard for a man to sing a solo tune without clapping his hands.
44、獅舞三堂沒人看，講話三遍沒人聽。
No one watched the three lion dances and no one listened to the three speeches.
45、百世修來同船渡，千世修來共枕眠。
Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
46、狐狸總要露尾巴，毒蛇總要吐舌頭。
A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.
47、人活七十稀，請教不爲低。
Seventy people live a sparse life.
48、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如鐵。
One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.
49、屋裏無燈望月出，身上無衣望天熱。
There was no lamp in the house to watch the moon rise, and no clothes to watch the heat.
