搞笑諺語大全英語
1、狐狸總要露尾巴，毒蛇總要吐舌頭。
A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.
2、龍游淺水遭蝦戲，虎落平陽被犬欺。
Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.
3、人愛富的，狗咬窮的。
People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.
4、人勤病就懶，人懶病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
5、人怕傷心，樹怕剝皮。
People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.
6、枯木逢春猶再發，人無兩度再少年。
Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.
7、留得五湖明月在，不怕沒處下金鉤。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
8、人前若愛爭長短，人後必然說是非。
If a man loves to contend for his merits, he will say yes or no later.
9、只有上不去的天，沒有過不去的山。
There are no mountains that can't be crossed except those that can't be crossed.
10、人敬有的，狗咬醜的。
People respect, dogs bite ugly.
11、四川太陽雲南風，貴州落雨如過冬。
Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.
12、男人好吃要背帳，女人好吃要上當。
Men have to cheat when they are tasty, while women cheat when they are tasty.
13、全是生薑不辣，全是花椒不麻。
All raw ginger is not spicy, all pepper is not numb.
14、桃花要趁東風開，幸福要靠勞動來。
Peach blossoms blossom in the East wind, and happiness depends on labor.
15、爲人不做虧心事，半夜敲門心不驚。
Don't be afraid to knock at the door in the middle of the night.
16、一天省下一兩糧，十年要用倉來裝。
Save one or two grains a day and store them in warehouses for ten years.
17、灰裏芝麻泥裏豆，菜籽田裏摸泥鰍。
Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.
18、泥人經不起雨淋，假話經不起對證。
The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.
19、人不可貌相，海水不可斗量。
Man can't look, sea water can't be measured.
20、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如鐵。
One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.
21、大狗爬牆，小狗看樣。
The big dog climbs the wall, the little dog looks like it.
22、一時強弱在於力，萬古勝負在於理。
For a moment strength lies in strength, and for all time success lies in reason.
23、公雞打架頭對頭，夫妻吵嘴不記仇。
Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.
24、親不過父母，近不過夫妻。
Parents are not close to parents, but couples.
25、人有恆心萬事成，人無恆心萬事崩。
All things come true with perseverance, but all things come to an end without perseverance.
26、人強人欺病，人弱病欺人。
A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.
27、狗記路，貓記家，小孩只記**媽。
Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.
28、勤是搖錢樹，儉是聚寶盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
29、人老眼昏，鷹老爪鈍。
Old people are dizzy, eagles have blunt claws.
30、長木匠，短鐵匠，不長不短是裁縫。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
31、一舉首登龍虎榜，十年身到風凰池。
First place on the list of dragons and tigers, ten years to Fenghuangchi.
32、一個巴掌拍不響，一人難唱獨板腔。
It is hard for a man to sing a solo tune without clapping his hands.
33、人急投親，鳥急投林。
People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.
34、人心不足蛇呑象，貪心不足吃月亮。
People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.
35、根深不怕風搖動，樹正何愁影子斜。
Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.
36、娘想兒，長江水，兒想娘，哭一場。
Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
37、有錢殺人不償命，沒錢淘氣也坐牢。
Money kills people for life, and money mischief goes to prison.
38、人各有心，物各有主。
Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.
39、禾苗不認爹和娘，耕作到家多打糧。
The seedlings do not recognize their father and mother. They farm at home and get more grain.
40、種菜老婆吃菜腳，做鞋老婆打赤腳。
The vegetable-growing wife eats food feet and the shoe-making wife barefoot.
41、香花不一定好看，會說不一定能幹。
Fragrant flowers are not necessarily good-looking, they may not be competent.
42、愛吹牛的人，嘴邊冒着青煙。
A boaster has smoke on his lips.
43、撒網要撒迎風網，開船要開頂風船。
To cast a net against the wind, to sail a ship against the wind.
44、內練一口氣，外練一口屁。
Practice one breath inside and one ass outside.
45、逢着瞎子不談光，逢着癩子不談瘡。
Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don't talk about sores.
46、百世修來同船渡，千世修來共枕眠。
Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.
47、皮裏生的皮裏熱，皮裏不生冷似鐵。
The skin is hot, but not cold as iron.
