英文聖誕搞笑短信
1、想念你的笑，想念你的外套，想念你白色襪子，裝滿聖誕的禮物。
Miss your smile， miss your coat， miss your white socks， filled with Christmas presents。
2、你還沒收到禮物嗎？那就快去睡吧！你的飽嗝聲嚇着聖誕老人了。
You haven't received the gift？ Then go to sleep！ Your satisfied ge scare Santa Claus。
3、你吃的挺胖，你裝的挺像，你插着鋼筆，不會算帳，就會晚上尿炕！聖誕節快樂！
You eat very fat， you like， with pen， you won't get， will night urine kang！ Merry Christmas！
4、知道聖誕節是誰的節日嗎？不知道，是你的節日嘛，是聖誕節啊！笨蛋。
Who know that Christmas is the festival？ I don't know， is you of festival， Christmas！ A fool。
5、心在飛揚，情在高昂。平安夜讓我們一起，去聆聽聖誕的鐘聲好嗎？
Heart in float in the sky， feeling high。 Christmas Eve let us together， to listen to the ding of the Christmas？
6、聖誕節，把襪子翻過來，裏朝外，掛在牀邊，整個世界便都是你的禮物。
Christmas， flipped the socks， inside out， hanging in the bed and the whole world is your gift。
7、聖誕老人，快點給禮物，不然的話，我在爐上裝陷井，讓你知道我的厲害！
Santa Claus， hurry up to give gifts， otherwise， I'm in a furnace with traps， and let you know my severe！
8、平安夜我們去聚餐，聖誕夜我們去唱歌，狂歡夜我們去蹦迪。我要我們在一起！
We go to dinner on Christmas Eve， Christmas Eve we sing， carnival night we go to the disco dancing。 I want we are together！
9、我的每一下心跳想你一次，直到我生命休止，心不再跳動！我愛你！聖誕快樂！
My every heartbeat miss you once， until my life rest， the heart no longer beating！ I love you！ Merry Christmas！
10、孩子，我是聖誕老人，有一份聖誕大禮要送給你。什麼……你們家沒有煙囪？還不去買！
Children， I am a Santa Claus， there is a Christmas gift for you。 What…… No chimney in your family？ Don't buy！
11、親愛的聖誕節快樂，你知道我是誰嗎？這個問題對你來說也許不重要，但對我很在意哦。
Dear merry Christmas， do you know who I am？ This problem may not be important to you， but for me is very care about oh。
12、這些天來一直有個問題困惑着我，你明明不是雞，爲什麼人人都要祝你聖誕快樂呢？
These days there has been a problem bothering me， you can not chicken， why everyone want to wish you a merry Christmas？
13、你的禮物實在太重了，鹿車拉不動，只好親自送了，記得等着我，等着我說聖誕樂！
Your gift is too heavy， deer car， had to personally deliver， remember to wait for me， waiting for me to say happy Christmas！
14、聖誕快樂！並不是只在特別的日子纔會想起你，但是聖誕節的時候一定會讓你收到我的祝福！
Merry Christmas！ Not only in the special day will think of you， but Christmas time will let you received my blessing！
15、你怎麼才起啊，快睜大眼睛，昨天夜裏我爬上你的牀，在你枕頭下藏了一件很特別的禮物哦！
How do you to begin， quick zheng big eyes， last night I climb on your bed， hide under your pillow with a very special gift！
16、歲月如詩，句句悠揚。友誼如歌，餘音繞樑。溫馨季節，思念滿懷，願你聖誕快樂！
Time such as poem， rising and falling。 Friendship， such as song， lingering。 Warm season， missing is full， I wish you a merry Christmas！
17、這是我3天后發給你的信息……別偷看噢……叫你別看……還看……祝你聖誕快樂！
This is the information I sent to you after 3 days…… Don't peep oh…… Call you don't look at…… Also see…… Wish you a merry Christmas！
18、柔柔的白雪在聖誕的夜空飛舞，想你的心情依然如故，只是你也如我一樣想你想我嗎？
Soft white snow in the Christmas night sky flying， think your mood is still the same， just you also like I think you want to me？
19、聖誕節又要到了，希望今年的聖誕節能和我愛的人一起過。想問你，你願意當我愛的人嗎？
Christmas is coming again， hope this year's Christmas and I love the people together。 Want to ask you， would you be my love？
20、喜歡你是很久遠的事了，真的好想在這個聖誕之夜與你共跳華爾茲，伏在你的身邊輕輕地說，我好喜歡你。
Like you is very long， really want to in the Christmas Eve with you waltz， fu beside you gently say， I love you。
21、聖誕樹點燃了，無數的星辰亮起，天空下寫下你的名字，當流星劃過時，也把我的思念與祝福一同捎去。
Christmas tree lit， countless stars light up， write your name under the sky， when the meteor across， and wishing me take together。
22、在這迷人的聖誕，你躲在家裏生蛋蛋，生了一堆恐龍蛋，還有一隻小雞蛋，豬，聖誕快樂！
In this fascinating Christmas， you hide in the home have balls， gave birth to a pile of dinosaur eggs， and a small eggs， pig， merry Christmas！
23、當鐘聲響起，我就是你的！別講錯了，不是婚禮上的鐘聲，是聖誕的鐘聲，而我是你獻給禮物的人。
When the bell rang， I was you！ Don't speak wrong， not wedding bells， the ding of the Christmas， but I am a man of you to present。
24、你怎麼才起啊，快睜年夜眼睛，昨天夜裏我爬上你的牀，在你枕頭下藏了一件很特其餘禮品哦！
How do you to begin， quickly opened the eyes of the eve， last night I climb on your bed， hide under your pillow a very special gift！
25、在這時髦的大好日子裏，我有萬千祝福而無從說起，只想很老土的向你說四個字：聖誕快樂！
In this stylish good day， I have myriad blessings and don't speak， I only want to say to you is very old-fashioned four word： merry Christmas！
26、想着你啊真是美，塞過新疆的烤羊腿。思念的你啊雖然胖，但是在我心中有份量。聖誕節快樂哦！
Thinking of you is really beautiful， plug in xinjiang roast leg of lamb。 Miss you ah， although fat， but have a weight in my heart。 Merry Christmas！
27、白雪兒飄飄，鹿鈴兒敲敲，甜蜜的平安夜又來到，快樂的聖誕節多美好！老大，辛勞了一年閒閒樂樂吧！
The white snow fluttering， lu ling knock， sweet Christmas Eve went to a wonderful happy Christmas！ Boss， hard work for a year idle idle lele！
28、聖誕節快樂！看短信的快把禮物送來，不然你這個聖誕夜會坐立不安咯，聽到沒有，別笑大傻瓜！
Merry Christmas！ Quick look at the messages sent gift， otherwise you will be on pins and needles， this Christmas Eve heard no， don't laugh big fool！
29、一天我擦亮阿拉丁的神燈，燈神說：我會滿足你一個願望。我說：請祝福正在看短信的人聖誕快樂！
One day I polished Aladdin's lamp， genie said： I will meet you a wish。 I said： please bless the person who is reading is a merry Christmas！
30、快把你的襪子脫下來給我，我要當聖誕老公，把我整顆心的祝福都倒給你啦，乖，別太感動，聖誕快樂。
Quickly give me your socks off， I want to be a Christmas husband， pour my whole heart blessing to you， lovely， don't be too touched， merry Christmas。
31、有句話每年聖誕我都想說，可是苦於沒有機會。現在我實在憋不住了，請把你留在我沙發上的襪子拿走！
A sentence every Christmas I want to say， but with no chance。 Now I was true to can not contain any more， please take you in my sofa socks！
32、送你一棵聖誕樹，樹根是健康的體魄，樹幹是幸福的家庭，樹枝是順心的事業，樹葉是美滿的愛情。
Send you a Christmas tree， the root is a healthy body， the trunk is a happy family， the branch is in almost every cause， the leaves is a happy love。
33、如果你現在一個人，我祝你聖誕快樂，二個人那也祝聖誕快樂，如果是一夥人，請告訴我，你們在什麼地方。
If you are a man， I wish you a merry Christmas， two people that also wishing you all a merry Christmas， if it is a group of people， please tell me， where is you。
34、我想在你最樂意時說出我的心裏話，浪漫的聖誕夜裏機遇來了，你興奮得像頭小豬，生氣時更像，哈哈。
I want to tell me the truth when you most willing to， a romantic Christmas Eve opportunity comes， you like the pig with excitement， more like when angry， ha ha。
35、因爲你的存在，這一天是有更特別的意義，因爲可以和你一起相約在樹下許下一個共同的心願，讓我們相愛一生吧。
Because of your presence， this day is more special significance， because can meet with you under the trees make a common wish， let's love life。
36、小巫婆，聖誕節又要到了，我有祝福給你，希望你不要再笨了呆了，要可可愛愛的哦，哎呀，反正就是你要過的比我幸福就對了哦。
Little witch， Christmas is coming again, I have a greeting to you, hope you don't stupid to stay again, can be lovely love oh, oh, it is you to be happier than me。
37、古人會生蛋！不信？其實我也不信，可現在聖誕到了我不得不信，古人如不會生蛋何來聖誕節？嘻嘻聖誕快樂。
The ancients would lay eggs！ Don't believe it？ In fact, I don't believe, but now after Christmas I had to believe, the ancients such as raw eggs no Christmas？ Wish you a merry Christmas。 Hee hee。
38、禽流感沒有把你嚇倒，雞瘟更沒能磨滅你爲家族延續而勉力的精力，見你又毅然決然走進產房，我默默的祝福你：生蛋快樂！
Bird flu did not frighten you, roup failed to kill you more for the family struggled to energy, see you again has decisively into the delivery room, I silently blessing you： happy eggs！
39、平安夜，報平安，今夜如果祥和的旋律從你的夢中流過，那麼你是否想到，那是我跨越關山千萬重來入夢，送給你我最真摯的祝福！
On Christmas Eve, report peaceful, if tonight the peaceful cantus transflux from your in a dream, so do you think, that's my across the mountain must fall asleep again and send to you my most sincere wishes！
