愚人節英文短信
1、您打開了破壞短信息。正在執行刪除通訊錄全部信息將丟失請稍侯。
You open the short message。 All of the information is to delete contacts will be lost， please wait。
2、現在是凌晨點，可以起來噓噓了，我已經沒錢給你買尿布溼了。
Is the point in the morning， can up to hush now， I have no money to buy you a diaper is wet。
3、我一首無名詩，世上很少有人知，只有我和傻瓜知，傻瓜正在讀此詩！
I a obscure poem， very few people know the world， only a fool and I know， a fool is reading the poem！
4、報告：您此時的睡覺姿勢不正確。爲了您的身體健康，請您起來重睡……手機實時監測系統。
Report： at this time you sleeping posture is not correct。 For your health， please you up heavy sleep…… Mobile real-time monitoring system。
5、你看看你，美國頭，法國腰，印度鼻子，香港腳，人不人，鬼不鬼，只有一個腦袋，兩條腿。
You see you， the head， waist， France India nose， athlete's foot， people don't people， ghost not ghost， only one head， two legs。
6、有句話我一直想跟你說，可每次心都跳得厲害不好意思說出口：其實，你長得好可愛，就象一頭小白豬！
There are words I always wanted to tell you， but every heart jump very much embarrassed to say： actually， you look very lovely， just like a little pig！
7、親愛的，真對不起。自從昨晚我們浪漫一吻時，你從我嘴裏舔出半截豆芽，我就牢記了飯後一定刷牙！
Dear， I'm really sorry。 Since we last night a romantic kiss， you from my mouth lick of bean sprouts， I remember must brush your teeth after the meal！
8、結婚是失誤，離婚是覺悟，再婚是謬誤，復婚是執迷不悟，生孩子是犯個大錯誤，一個人過什麼都不耽誤。
Getting married is a mistake， divorce is awakening， remarriage is a fallacy， remarry is bigotry， having children is a big mistake， a person lead what all don't delay。
9、今天晚上有流星雨，聽說到時會有一隻大豬從天上飛過，可惜我要睡覺，你就好了，有那麼多人看着你飛！
At night there is a meteor shower， I heard that there will be a big pig to once fly from the sky， but I'm trying to sleep， you good， there are so many people looking at you fly！
10、我覺得認識你這麼久了，你這人特別的，極度的，非常的，罕見的，與衆不同的笨，而且笨得可愛，嘻嘻，別生氣啊！愚人節快樂！
I think to know you so long， you are special person， extreme， very rare， unusual silly， but stupid cute， hee hee， don't be angry！ Happy April fool's day！
11、對不起，我不小心把電話簿刪了！你是沈金並嗎？還是劉茫或者秦壽？難道是梅仁幸？如果都不是，那你一定是朱投！朱投！
I'm sorry， I accidentally put the phone book deleted！ Are you a Shen Jin and？ Or permanent or Qin Shou liu？ Is it MeiRenXing？ If no， then you must be cast zhu！ Zhu cast！
12、據美國麻省理工大研究發現，打手機前把手機在水中泡1分鐘，可完全避免電磁波對人體大腦的輻射，切記！
According to the Massachusetts polytechnic， the study found the mobile phone in the water soak 1 minute before cell phones， can completely avoid electromagnetic radiation on human brain， remember！
13、可憐的手機用戶，非常遺憾，由於您確認了此條短信，所以傳染了愚人節細菌。現在細菌正邁着矯健的步伐通過你的身體。
Poor mobile phone users， very sorry， because you confirmed that this text messages， so bacteria infected the April fool's day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。
14、第一眼見到你，我就對自己說：你就是我今生要奮鬥的目標，我要追求你，我要擁抱你。我要公佈：我愛你………人民幣！
See you for the first time， I just said to myself： you are my this life goal to strive， I want to pursue you， I want to hug you。 I want to announce： I love you……。 The yuan！
15、通碟：閣下最近和一美妙女子交往甚密，頻繁利用手機短信眉目傳情，本信息臺現將民意傳達：億萬中華猛男將與你爲敵！
Disc： you recently dating a beautiful woman， frequent use of mobile phone text messages to flirt， to convey the opinion of this info now： hundreds of millions of Chinese male will be with you！
16、讀出下面的字，你將獲得月薪2000000的工作，試題如下：簟璁醭歙艽鞝癀穡魍旃傯彘硪鈈鰣硐。愚人節快樂！
Read the following words， you will receive a monthly salary of 2000000 work， try the following： Dian Cong pellicle increased Jiao attach Huang was Wang zhan MAO MAO zhan zong plutonium。 Happy April fool's day！
17、你血壓高，血脂高，職位不高。大會不發言，小會不發言，前列腺發炎。政績不突出，業績不突出，腰間盤突出。
You high blood pressure， high blood fat， position is not high。 No speak， moment don't speak， prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding， outstanding performance， between the waist dish outstanding。
18、緊急通告：我市精神病院有一病人脫逃，敬請廣大市民小心！該病人特徵：喜愛拿一假手機看信息！口頭禪：神經病！
Urgent notice： our city mental hospital patients with a escape， please citizens to be careful！ The patient characteristics： like a fake phone to see information！ Pet phrase： mental derangement！
19、昨天，我夢見你了，真的！陽光是那麼明媚，你站在蔚藍的海邊，我拿小棍一捅你：嘿，這小王八，殼還挺硬！哈，愚人節快樂！
Yesterday， I dreamed you， true of！ Sunshine is so beautiful， your station's seaside in deep blue， I take small stick one tong you， hey， this kinglet eight， the shell still pretty hard！ Ha， happy April fool's day！
20、你對我叫：愛我就想讓你抱抱我，愛我就想讓你親親我，愛我就想讓你喂喂我。才明白你爲什麼眼裏含淚水？因爲可愛的貓咪對魚肉愛得深。
You call to me， love me just want to let you hug me， love me just wanted to let you kiss me， love me just want you to feed me。 To understand why you with tears in his eyes？ For lovely cat fish love deeper。
21、你見或者不見我，我的短信都會發到你那裏；你念或者不念我，我心中的願望都不會改變；你愛或者不愛我，我的話還是那一句。欠債還錢，天經地義。
You see or not see me， where my message will be sent to you； You read or not read me， the desire in my heart will never change； You love or not love I， I still that sentence。 Though， for granted。
22、恭喜你已被美國牛精大學野蠻系氓流班錄取，請帶齊你的爛盆破碗、疑難雜症到噴糞路鐵達尼號美國大屎館報道。
Congratulations you have been wild cattle fine university admissions department for self-protection flow classes， please bring your lousy basin broken bowl， incurable diseases to use abusive language road Titanic the big shit house report。
23、我可憐的朋友，爲什麼每次你都是“錯位”：主持葬禮，你說了一句：遠方的客人請你留下來！主持婚禮，你唱了一句：好花不常開，好景不常在！
My poor friend， why every time you are "dislocation" ： take funerals， you said 1： the distance of the guest please stay！ Presided over the wedding， you sing， good flowers don't often open， every day is not Sunday！
24、青春熱戀的時候，你說愛我備受摧殘的容顏；暮年扶持的時候，你說君生吾未生的甜言。生死離別的時候，我終於知道你真的心願。親愛的，愚人節快樂！
Youth in love， when you told me you loved me tortured appearance； Old-age support， you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave， I finally know that you really wish。 Dear， happy April fool's day！
25、我幾乎忘了今天是什麼日子，要不是想到你，我是察覺不了的。日子一天一天過，今天是你的好日子，你千萬不要忘記，今天是你的節日，祝你愚人節快樂！
I almost forgot what day is it， if it weren't for thinking of you， I cannot be detected。 Day by day to day， today is a day of you， you don't ever forget， today is you of festival， I wish you a happy April fool's day！
26、拔苗助長是蠻幹，守株待兔是白乾，刻舟求劍是方便，亡羊補牢是實踐，掩耳盜鈴是荒誕，此地無銀是示範，你若繼續往下看，馬上變成大傻蛋！愚人節快樂！
Develop is passing， waiting is in vain， making his mark is convenient， is a practice， mend the ostrich is absurd， not silver is demonstration area， if you continue to look down， immediately into a big jerk！ Happy April fool's day！
27、你上學了，就有了學院；你唱戲了，就有了戲院；你演劇了，就有了劇院；你拍電影了，就有了影院；那我問你，你怎麼了，就有了瘋人院？愚人節快樂！
You go to school， you had the college； You are singing opera, the theatre； You play, you have the theatre； You make a film, you have the theaters； Then I ask you, what's wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum？ Happy April fool's day！
28、朋友當中屬你最帥，人羣當中你最具氣質，你就是我心目中的男神，今天是不是收到了很多祝福，我的當然也不能少，愚人節快樂，別光傻笑，記得轉發呀。
Belong to you the most handsome among friends, who you the most temperament, you are the man of god, in my mind today whether received many blessings, I of course also cannot little, happy April fool's day, don't just giggle, remember to forward。
29、時間真是奇妙，由於近來太陽離子太強，太陽下打手機會出現無信號現象，千萬不要慌，請你在打手機時另一隻手高舉過頭擋住陽光！記住，越高越好！
Time is really wonderful, due to the recent sun ion is too strong, the sun hatchet man opportunity to appear no signal phenomenon, don't panic, please at hatchet man machine another hand over their heads to hold back sunshine！ Remember, the higher the better！
30、風過花飛，斬不斷的是對你無數的牽牽絆絆。沒有人知道，這種想念是如何的痛徹心肺，如何的將心徹底掏空再無情撕碎。你的身影總在心中飛，讓我醉！
Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk！
31、聽說你最近很神氣：普京扶你下飛機，布什給你當司機，麥當娜陪你上樓梯，金喜善給你做烤雞，劉德華幫你倒垃圾，連我都要給你發短信息。朋友，你火了！
I heard that you recently very proud： Mr Putin helped you off the plane, and bush to you when the driver, Madonna accompany you up the stairs, Kim hee-sun give you roast chicken, liu dehua to help you take out the trash, I will send you a short information。 Friend, you fire！
