愚人節英文祝福短信
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Deleting contacts all information will be lost， please wait。
2、都說豬很懶，但我不這麼認爲。至少現在，我發現有一頭豬正在看短信。
All say pig is very lazy， but I don't think so。 At least now， I found a pig is reading text messages。
3、風流瀟灑是帥哥，一呼百應是大哥，出租司機是的哥，看短信的是PIG。
Love is natural and unrestrained， handsome， kind is the eldest brother， taxi drivers is brother， see messages is a PIG。
4、這是一封精心設計的短信，將你的手機上下顛倒看，將會欣賞到奇妙的圖案……手機顛來倒去好玩嗎？
This is an elaborate messages， will you of cellular phone upside down to see， will appreciate the wonderful design…… Cell phone turned it fun？
5、認識你至今，你在我心中的地位你應該很清楚，除你之外，其他人在我眼中是一堆屎，可你不一樣，因爲你是兩堆！
Know you until now， you place in my heart you should be clear， in addition to you， others is a pile of shit in my eyes， but you don't， because you are two heap！
6、該MM霸主一面，爲禍四方；待我練就本事，事業有成，得以報效父母；定然捨命生擒之，押至民政局伏法！
The MM overlord side， by the four parties； When I practice skill， a successful career， to serve the parents； Would give his life but， bet to civil affairs bureau to confess！
7、在你的眉宇間我看到滄桑，在你的眼中我看到自信，在你的額頭我看到歲月，在你的脣齒間我看到韭菜，快去刷牙！
In your brow I saw vicissitudes of life， in your eyes I see confidence， on your forehead I see time， in your lips I saw leeks， go brush your teeth！
8、你的溫柔象天使在撒嬌，你的美麗如驚豔的孔雀，你的體貼恰似心口上的風溼膏，你的眼睛好比可愛的大熊貓！
Your tenderness like angels in the play the woman， your beauty such as jing is colourful peacock， your thoughtfulness is rheumatism paste on the heart， your eyes like a lovely panda！
9、一隻豬和一隻企鵝被關在-20℃的冷庫裏，第二天企鵝死了，豬沒事。爲什麼？你不知道？對了，豬也不知道！愚人節快樂！
A pig and a penguin in - 20 ℃ freezer， penguins died the next day， the pig is ok。 Why is that？ You don't know？ By the way， the pig and I don't know！ Happy April fool's day！
10、緊急通知：今晚至明晨有小型地震，爲了您的安全，請今晚包着棉被，頭頂馬桶，鼻孔插上吸管在牀底下睡覺。
Urgent notice： tonight to tomorrow morning have a small earthquake， for your safety， please wrapped in a quilt tonight， head a toilet， plant straw under the bed to sleep in his nostrils。
11、半夜三更，夜深人靜，你又撩起我的心扉，令我朝思暮想，難以入睡，我不能置你不顧，我真怕別人偷走了你——我的農場，我的菜。
The middle of the night， the night， and lifted my heart， you make me yearn， difficult to fall asleep， I can't buy you， I was afraid that someone stole you -- my farm， my food。
12、啊！你的皮膚如此富有光澤，你散發的香味如此難以抗拒，讓我狠狠咬你一口吧，我親愛的――紅燒肉！愚人節快樂！
Ah！ You of skin such full of sheen， you send forth of flavor such irresistable， make me malicious to bite your one mouthful， my dear -- braise in soy sauce meat。 Happy April fool's day！
13、住的很蝸居，活的很窩囊，生的很窩火，長得似窩瓜，吃的是窩頭，愚人節到了，祝你和你的同事“一窩子”都開心快樂。
Live very humble abode， live very timid， very annoyed， looks like squash， eat steamed corn-bread， April fool's day is coming， wish you and your colleagues happy "snap"。
14、唐僧決定給八戒沙僧白龍馬也套上緊箍咒。套白龍馬時，馬哭了：師父，您再套就四個箍了，我可是寶馬，別讓我當奧迪了。
Tang's monk decided to eight quit sand monk on the white dragon horse also set of hoops。 Set of white dragon horse， horse cried： master， you set of four band， I but BMW， don't let me be a audi。
15、喂，我已經暗戀你好久了！吃不香睡不好，你要是也願意我們就做朋友吧！問我是誰？隔壁小炒攤，我就是那個掌勺的！記得來找我！
Hello， I have a crush on you for a long time！ Do not eat sweet sleep， if you are willing to we can be friends！ Ask who am I？ Starch booth next door， I am the Chinese！ Remember to seek me！
16、尊敬的用戶：您的手機目前已具有提款功能，只需將SIM卡取出插入提款機即可，如提款機不受理業務，請用手機用力砸提款機！
Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the SIM card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！
17、三隻豬在吵架，老大罵：你好無聊，只會發信息！老二罵：你更無聊，天天發黃色笑話！不過最無聊的都是老三，只看不發。
The three little pigs in the fight， the boss to scold： hello boring， will only send information！ Second scold： you are more boring， everyday hair yellow joke！ But the most boring is old， only to see not hair。
18、愚人節禁忌：不要看誰都笑，不要說啥都信，不要粗心大意，不要隨意應邀，不要使壞動腦，不要去買彩票，祝你愚人節快樂！
April fool's day taboo： don't see who all smile， don't say what all believe， don't careless， don't to come， don't fall on the brain， don't buy lottery tickets， I wish you a happy April fool's day！
19、聽說最近你上電視了，不錯哦！你可真上鏡啊，那活蹦亂跳的樣子，那自信滿滿的氣勢，那俏皮可愛的言行……我早就知道，你演孫悟空準行！
I heard that you recently on TV， good oh！ You are on the mirror， the appearance of the wriggling， the confident imposing manner， the nifty and lovely words and deeds…… I know， you play the Monkey King！
20、老師說：找兩人我要班花。於是投票評選班花，鬧了一節課，選出最漂亮的倆女生。老師說：去教務處，搬花！愚人節快樂！
The teacher said， two people find class flower I want。 Then voting class flower， make a class， choose the most beautiful of the two girls。 The teacher said， go to office， to move the flower！ Happy April fool's day！
21、朋友都說我是帥哥，我死活不承認，最後他們給了我幾千美金，我才勉強同意！說實在的，我纔不想有這個稱號呢，可是在錢面前被逼無奈啊！
Friends said I am a handsome boy， I anyway does not admit， finally， they gave me a few thousand dollars， I reluctantly agree！ To be honest， I don't want to have the title， but in front of money be compelled helpless！
22、曾經迷惘的我，是你牽手讓我走出困境，讓我知道愛一個人原來是多麼美好的事情啊，讓我用這一生作爲回報，陪在你身邊，一直牽手到老。愚人節快樂！
I was lost， I was holding your hand let me out and let me know love a person is how good things ah， let me use this lifetime in return， accompany in your side， has been in hand to the old。 Happy April fool's day！
23、愚人節到我心愁，想要愚人沒緣由。聰明人兒到處有，各個都不會上鉤。爲博美女一回眸，只好就地翻跟頭。願你愚人節快樂，永遠無憂！
April fool's day to my heart sorrow， don't think to a fool。 Smart guy is everywhere， all don't take the bait。 For commanding female one， have to in situ or cartwheel。 I wish you a happy April fool's day， always carefree！
24、今日愚人節，特頒愚人令。學貓三聲叫，讓我笑一笑，朝天吼三吼，嚇走大狼狗。此令既已下，望爾速執行。四一愚人節，愚人不從命。
Today's April fool's day， we went to fools。 Learn the cat three call， let me laugh， shout three shout into air， frighten big German shepherd。 Under this order is， at speed。 Designation for April fool's day， fool don't do it。
25、愚蠢是一種天生的無奈，是一種後天的懶惰，是一顆自己種下的惡果，愚蠢雖然不是錯，何處尋覓收穫的快樂？別再偷吃隔壁家的饃，小心又將你狗尾巴捉！
Stupid is a kind of natural helpless， is a kind of laziness, the day after tomorrow is a kind of evil, stupid is not wrong, where to look for the joy of harvest？ Don't steal to eat next door buns, carefully will you dog tail to catch！
26、經調查統計，2016年現出一羣新人類，四大傻：戀愛不成上吊的，沒病沒災吃藥的，合同籤成無效的，看着手機傻笑的！哈哈！愚人節快樂！
After investigation and statistics, 2016 shows a new group of humans, four big and silly： love won't commit suicide by hanging, take medicine have no disease no disaster, contract as invalid, look at the phone giggle！ Ha ha！ Happy April fool's day！
27、如果你是小狗狗，我願變成骨頭給你啃；如果你孤單，我會用心來陪你；可這次我沒帶啥，只有香蕉一串，掛得高高的，我相信，你一定會疊上盒子把它摘取！
If you are a puppy dog, I would like to become a bone for you chew； If you are alone, I will accompany you from the heart； But this time I don't have what, only a bunch of banana, hanging high, I believe that you will fold boxes on the harvest it！
28、愚人節說愚：你說你不愚，我說有點愚。你說不能愚，我說可以愚。你不讓我愚，我偏把你愚。你說要愚自己愚，我說要愚大家愚。萬愚叢中，還是你最愚！
April fool's day said a fool： you said you are not a fool, I said a little fool。 You said can't fool, I said I could fool。 You don't make me a fool, fool I partial to you。 You said to a fool fool her, I said to a fool fool。 All fool, or you the most foolish！
29、想送你衣服，你體型不好；想送你酒水，你媳婦嘮叨；想送你糖果，你血糖升高；想送你人民幣，我自己又不寬裕；只能發你條短信，可惜你文化不高看不懂！
You want to send a clothes, your body is bad； You want to send a wine, your daughter-in-law to nag； You want to send a candy, your blood glucose； You want to send RMB, I again not comfortable； Can only send you message, it's a pity that culture does not look up don't you understand！
30、收到信息抖精神，教你如何來做人，讀讀信息變傻人，不轉你會成呆人，刪除證明你是癡人，回覆表明你沒成人，這條信息爲整人，愚人節裏送愚人。愚人快樂喲！
Received information shaking, spirit, teach you how to behave, read information become stupid, don't turn you into a foolish people, delete to prove you are delusion, reply to show that you don't have the adult, this message to those trick, send a fool in the April fool's day。 A fool happy！
