愚人節整人英語短信
1、轉帳通知：我們已經將20萬元按要求轉入你的賬戶，請在2秒鐘內確認，否則轉賬作廢。
Transfer notice： we have $200000 into your account as requested， please confirm it within 2 seconds or transfer。
2、祝你位高權重責任輕，錢多事少離家近，每天睡到自然醒，工資領到手抽筋，別人加班你加薪！
I wish you a powerful light duty， doing little more money near home， sleep to nature to wake everyday， salary is hand cramps， others overtime pay you！
3、你的影響力是如此地廣泛，如此地巨大，如此地深遠！以至於今天我什麼事都做不成，只能逗你玩兒了……愚人節快樂！
Your influence is so wide， so vast， so deep！ So that I can't do anything today， only tease you play…… Happy April fool's day！
4、一見鍾情愛上你，二話不說抱住你，三天兩頭來找你，四下無人親親你，五天之內娶到你，六十年內不分離！
Love at first sight in love with you， rather than embrace you， three days two head to come to you， no one kiss you， marry to you in five days， 60 years not separation！
5、無數次的心靈碰撞，無數次的夢幻詩意，是緣分讓我們相見，是緣分讓我們相戀，願千萬個祝福化作片片雪花飄落在你身邊！
The hearts of countless collisions， countless dream poetry， is the fate let us meet， is fate let us love， sincere blessings into patches of snow to be with you！
6、緊急提醒：看看你的左邊，再看看你的右邊。請小心一個剛溜出來的精神病，他的特徵是：拿着手機東張西望。
Emergency remind： look at your left， look at your right。 Please be careful just sneak out a mental illness， his character is： holding a cell phone look in all directions。
7、曾有一分真摯的愛，我沒珍惜，失去才後悔莫及，若能再來，我會說：我愛你。若要選表白時間，我希望是：愚人節快樂！
There was a true love， I didn't treasure， lost only regret， if can come again， I would say： I love you。 If you want to choose， I hope is： happy April fool's day！
8、雨下的斷斷續續，引起我無限思緒，說白了就是想你，等到了風和日麗，我還帶你去那片草地，但是事先約定：豬隻準吃草，不準拱地！
It rained off and on， cause I infinite thoughts， namely， think you wait to beautiful， I also take you to the meadow， but agree beforehand： pigs eat grass， no hog！
9、請輸入用戶名：麥兜！請輸入密碼：一隻快樂的肥豬！提示：密碼正確，歡迎進入深圳國營養豬場，祝用餐愉快！
Please enter the user name： McDull！ Please enter the password： a happy pig！ Hint： the password is correct， welcome to shenzhen， state-run piggery wish enjoy your dinner！
10、人事經理：不好意思，你的專業和我們招聘的職位不是很對口！應聘者：啥叫不對口？難道當*****還得是“*****”這個專業的嗎？
Personnel manager： sorry， your profession and our position is not very wrong！ A： what is wrong？ Is the premier of the state have to's "premier" this major？
11、我覺得熟悉你這麼久了，你這人特別的，極度的，非常的，罕見的，不同凡響的笨，而且笨得可愛，嘻嘻，彆氣憤啊！愚人節快樂！
I feel familiar with you so long， you are special person， very， very， rare， a remarkable silly， but stupid cute， hee hee， don't be angry！ Happy April fool's day！
12、你一閃而過，令我頓時迷失自我，望着你的背影真想把你留住，我大聲告訴自己不能讓你走，於是我對着你的背影大叫到：抓賊啊！
You a flash， I immediately get lost， looking at the back of you really want to keep you， I loudly tell myself can't let you go， so I on your figure to shout loudly to stop thief！
13、等咱有了錢，天天去做美體。想瘦哪裏瘦哪裏，想大哪裏就大哪裏。貴賓卡一次買兩張，上半身用一張，下半身用一張。
Wait the za riched， every day to do the body。 Thin where you want to thin， is big where you want to big。 VIP card buy two at a time， with a piece of upper body， lower body with a piece of。
14、注意4月1日愚人節到了，發條短信送給人見人愛花見花開的你，請留意今天的短信都是假的。切記切記，此條爲第一條。
Note on April 1， April fool's day arrived， clockwork SMS to see everybody love flowers bloom you， please pay attention to today's messages are false。 Remember to keep in mind， this is the first article。
15、不許動！**臨檢！全部舉起手來，嫖客站左邊，野雞站右邊，沒穿褲子的站中間，還在看手機，說的就是你！
Don't move！ Police raids！ All held up his hand， the client station on the left， pheasant stands right and not wearing trousers standing in the middle， also in the mobile phone， say is you！
16、電影院內正放映《白雪公主和七個小矮人》觀衆廖廖無幾。有人叫影院老闆改片名爲《一個女人和七個男人的生活》觀衆一下爆滿！
Are shown in cinema "Snow White and the seven dwarfs" audience liao liao。 Someone called cinema owners to change the title of "the life of a women and seven men"， "the audience packed！
17、那天我癡癡地望着你性感的身軀，一絲不掛地在我面前扭動，輕輕撫摸你的肌膚，我無法抵擋你的**：老闆，我就要這條魚！愚人節快樂！
That day every time I looked at your sexy body， naked in front of me twisting， gently caress your skin， I can't resist the temptation to you： boss， I'm going to the fish！ Happy April fool's day！
18、愚弄整人4月1，短信發送提醒你，愚人被愚都可以，開心快樂是前提。愚人節到了，祝快樂開心鬧翻天，福運財運緊相連。
Fool those trick on April 1， text messages to remind you， the fool is a fool can， happy is the premise。 Happy April fool's day is coming， I wish happy skywarp， good fortune finances tightly connected。
19、把天真塵封，把活潑捆綁，把自由放飛，把聰穎打包，讓幸福無可救藥。只釋放一點點愚鈍和無知，行走江湖。親愛的朋友，愚人節快樂！
The innocent and dusty， the lively， free to fly， the intelligent packaging， let happiness impossible。 Only release a little bit stupid and ignorant， walk river's lake。 My dear friends， happy April fool's day！
20、願你的每一根頭髮都飄蕩着睿智，每一個細胞都蘊含着靈氣，每一個眼神都閃爍着聰慧，每一個舉止都充滿着機警。愚人節到了，千萬別被別人愚弄喲！
May your every hair fluttering wise， every cell contains the reiki， every eyes flashing bright， each behavior was full of alert。 April fool's day is coming， don't be fooled by others！
21、當你讀到此信息時，請做以下動作：左手捏右耳，右手捏左耳，並伸出舌頭，站於大街上。你會發現人家會給你錢了！
When you read this information， please do the following action： left hand knead the right ear， right hand knead the left ear， and stick out your tongue， standing on the street。 You will find somebody else will give you the money！
22、人活着真累，站着直想睡，上車得排隊，吃飯沒香味，喝酒還易醉，上班特疲憊，唉，就連給小狗發個短信還得收費。愚人節快樂！
People alive really tired， stand straight to sleep， get on the car to line up， eat no fragrance， drinking drunk easily， also very tired to work， alas， even to send a text message has to charge the dog。 Happy April fool's day！
23、最新名詞解釋：高人就是指長得高的人；文人就是指經常被蚊子咬的人，凡人就是指遇到麻煩的人，愚人指的就是像你們這個特殊羣體的人；祝愚人節快樂！
The latest noun explanation： master is tall。 Literati is often bitten by mosquito， mortal refers to people in trouble， means the fool like you this special group of people； Happy April fool's day！
24、尊敬的用戶：您的手機目前已具有提款功能，只需將sim卡取出插入提款機即可，如提款機不受理業務，請用手機用力砸提款機！愚人節快樂！
Respect of customer： your mobile phone has been drawing function， simply insert the sim card out cash machines， such as cash， the business is not acceptable， please use mobile hard hit a cash machine！ Happy April fool's day！
25、你是我獨家的記憶，你是我詩篇的絕句，你是我想要的甜蜜，你是我享受的脾氣，你是我情人節唯一想要的奇蹟，你是我生命終點的珍貴回憶。愚人節快樂！
You are my sole memory， you are my poem rhyme， you are sweet， I want you enjoy is my temper， you are my only want the miracle of valentine's day， you are the precious memories at the end of my life。 Happy April fool's day！
26、三十歲的男人正在學壞、抱着同一代唱着同樣的愛，四十歲男人已經學壞、抱着下一代唱着遲來的愛，五十歲男人最壞、抱着第三代、唱着糊塗的愛。
Thirty men are getting bad， holding the same generation sing the same love, 40 years old man has been getting bad, holding the next generation of singing the belated love, fifty men bad, held the third generation, singing the confused love。
27、本信息爲純粹的騷擾信息！警告還沒睡的快去睡，剛睡的翻個身繼續睡，睡了很久的起來上個廁所接着睡，實在不想睡的和我一起拿起手機騷擾想睡的！
This information is purely harassment information！ Warning also didn't sleep go to sleep, just turn over to sleep sleep, sleep for a long time up on a toilet and then sleep, really don't want to sleep with me and pick up the phone to sleep！
28、溫柔女人是金子，漂亮女人是鑽石，聰明女人是寶藏，可愛女人是名畫。據我考證：你應該是世界上最大的寶藏，裏面裝滿了金子、鑽石和名畫。愚人節快樂！
Gentle woman is gold, beautiful woman is diamond, intelligent woman is a treasure, a lovely woman is famous paintings。 According to my research： you should be the world's largest treasure, filled with gold, diamonds, and painting。 Happy April fool's day！
29、吃虧是福，不懂享福是最大的吃虧。傻人傻福，懂得裝傻是最大的幸福。人傻一次容易，傻一輩子也容易，難的是該傻時傻，該精明時精明。愚人節快樂！
A disadvantage is a blessing and I don't know he is one of the biggest disadvantage。 Stupid as stupid does, is understood to be the greatest happiness。 People silly a easy, silly life is easy, the hard part is when the silly silly, the savvy savvy。 Happy April fool's day！
30、一小夥娶妻賀客盈門，晚鬧洞房叫新娘吟詩。新娘害羞。至深深夜客不散，新娘曰：謝天謝地謝諸君，我本無才哪會吟？曾記唐人詩一句，春宵一刻值千金！
A small group of prosperity, marry, the guest will late poetry revelers would call the bride。 The bride is shy。 To deep night guest do not come loose, the bride said： thank god, thank you, I should have no just no songs？ Remember tang poetry by the way, having a value daughter！
