幽默的英語哲理名言

is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 戀情就象照片，須要大批的暗房時光來培育。

the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要居心去愛你的街坊，不過不要讓她的老公曉得。

y is not everything. there‘s mastercard & visa. 鈔票不是萬能的，有時還需要信譽卡。

r put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等來日交不上差再找藉口，今天就要找好。

flower does not make a spring一花獨放不是春。

don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是因爲她的漂亮而愛她，而她卻由於你的愛而俏麗。

future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “當初的.幻想決議着你的未來”，所以仍是再睡一會吧。

ess is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 勝利是一個相關名詞，他會給你帶來良多不相干的親戚。

wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明人都是未婚的，結婚的人很難再聰慧起來。

e should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應當有更好的方法開端新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

two‘s company, three‘s the result! 兩個人的狀況是不穩固的，三個人才是！

e there is a life,there is a way.有志者事竟成。

fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! " “工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着別人工作。

14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 衣飾就象鐵絲，它禁止你冒然舉動但並不妨害你縱情的觀看。

15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.患難見真知。

dren in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外，後排座位上的意外會生出小孩。

y man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快活的獨身漢早晚也會結婚，幸福不是永恆的嘛。

made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰是你的親戚，榮幸的是在抉擇友人方面他給了你留了餘地。

work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? " “盡力工作不會導致逝世亡！”不外我不會用本人去證實。

20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我永遠也不會忘卻咱們在一起的日子。

is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就像巧克力，箇中味道難以預感。

ng without goal is like sailing without a compass.沒有目的的生涯就猶如不羅盤的航行。

alone could waken love!只有愛才幹喚醒愛！