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1、你的醜和你的臉沒有關係。
Your ugly face is not related to your face.
2、揍你個，性生活不能自理！
Hit you, you can not take care of themselves!
3、你長的外形不準比例沒打好。
You're not in a good shape.
4、你幹嘛用**擋住臉啊！
Why do you use the buttocks to block the face ah!
5、鍛鍊肌肉，防止捱揍！
Exercise the muscles, prevent beaten!
6、非洲人搞上黑豬的後裔，陰陽失調的黑猩猩。
African people engaged in the descendants of black pig, yin and yang imbalance of chimpanzee.
7、國際臉孔世界通用。
International face world.
8、不想吃天鵝肉的癩蛤蟆，不是好癩蛤蟆！
Not to eat swan meat toad, toad is not good!
9、拿你當人的時候，你儘量走人道好嗎？
To take you as a person, you try to walk humane?
10、外星人從哪裏來？當然是從他媽的肚子裏來的。
Where did the aliens come from? Of course, from his mother's belly.
11、起那麼早幹嘛？夜總會還沒開門呢！
Why do you do that early? The nightclub is not open yet!
12、被諾亞方舟壓過的河馬，新火山噴發口。
The Noah's ark, the new volcanic eruption.
13、我們擁有的只是立體圖形的身材。
What we have is a solid figure.
14、只能演電視劇裏的一陀糞。
Can only play one of the TV series of shit.
15、只要你敢死，我就敢埋。
If you dare, I dare to bury.
16、不是我不小心，而是我故意的。
It's not that I'm not careful, it's my intention.
17、幼稚園程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙頭。
High school students in kindergarten, congenital Mongolia disease frog head.
18、孩子把玩具當朋友，成人把朋友當玩具。
Children put toys as friends, adults to friends as toys.
19、國家怎麼就沒拿你的臉皮研究防彈衣。
What countries haven't taken the armor on your skin.
20、面對美女，我們坐立不安。
In the face of beauty, we are on tenterhooks.
21、男人靠的住，母豬能上樹！
Men depend on live, sow the tree!
22、找女朋友得去動物園甚至要離開地球。
To find a girlfriend to go to the zoo and even to leave the earth.
23、你需要回爐重造。
You need to make.
24、靠，你長得太好認了。
By, you're too good to recognize.
25、人生在世無非是讓別人笑笑，偶爾笑笑別人。
Life is nothing more than to make others smile, and occasionally laugh at others.
26、耗子看見你都含着眼淚走開！
You see you all with tears away!
27、你摸過的鍵盤上連阿米吧原蟲都活不下去。
You touched on the keyboard even Amie protozoon can't live.
28、問君能有幾多愁，恰似太監上青樓！
Q-how can worry about, like the eunuch on brothel!
29、吃的是草，擠出來的是青春痘。
Eat the grass, squeezed out of acne.
30、我不想知道你有病，別表現的這麼明顯好嗎？
I don't want to know that you are sick, do not show so obvious?
31、我從來沒有欺騙過你，因爲我騙的都不是人。
I've never cheated on you, because I'm not a man.
32、比不上路邊被狗灑過尿的口香糖。
Chewing gum than a dog that has been shed on the road.
33、現實中用真名說假話，網絡中用假名說真話。
In reality tell a lie with the real name network, under the pseudonym the truth.
34、穿別人的鞋，走自己的路，讓他們找去吧。
Wear other people's shoes, go their own way, let them find it.
35、結婚必備條件：有車有房。
Marriage prerequisite: there is a car room.
36、把有限的馬屁集中火力拍到一個人的**上。
The limited firepower to take one ass ass.
37、你的樣子真的很棒哦！就跟個棒槌一個樣。
Oh, you look really good! As a kind of a vault.
38、好好活着，因爲我們會死很久很久。
Live good, because we will die for a long time.
39、森林這麼大，我竟然找不到吊死的一棵樹！
The forest is so big, that I can't even find a tree!
40、不知不覺時間已匆匆，人生往往活在後悔中。
Unconsciously time has been in a hurry, life often live in regret.
41、長的飛沙走石鬼斧神工。
Long flying sand and rolling pebbles extraordinary as if done by the spirits.
42、聽你說話，一種智商上的優越感油然而生。
Listen to your words, a sense of superiority on the IQ arise spontaneously.
43、世上有一半的書是笨人寫給笨人看的。
Half of the world's book is a fool to see.
44、大哥，把你臉上的分辨率調低點好嗎？
Big brother, is it good to put the resolution on your face?
45、你喜歡用肚子頂人，證明你的腦子聰明過人。
You like to use the stomach to the top people, to prove that your mind is clever.
46、天使之所以會飛，是因爲她們把自己看得很輕。
The reason why the angels can fly, because they see themselves very light.
47、你在人羣中渺小，在豬圈裏偉大！
You are in the crowd in the pigsty great small!
48、愛情，原來是含笑飲毒酒！
Love, the original is smiling drink wine!
49、你小時候被豬親過吧？
When you were a child, were you a pig?
50、走自己的路，讓別人打車去吧。
Go your own way, let others take a taxi.
51、房價越來越高，所以，好男人越來越少。
House prices are getting higher and higher, so the good men are getting less and less.
52、你長的拖慢網速，你長的太耗內存。
You long slow speed, you long too much memory.
53、吃自助最高境界：扶牆進，扶牆出。
Eat the highest level of self-help: help the wall into the wall out.
54、這社會對我不太客氣。
This society is not polite to me.
55、聖母峯雪人的棄嬰，化糞池堵塞的兇手。
Everest Snowman abandoned, septic tanks blocked the murderer.
56、超大無恥傳聲擴音喇叭，愛斯基摩人的恥辱。
Super shameless microphone audio speakers, Eskimos shame.
57、做人不能這樣，缺狗糧才知道來找我？
Don't be so short that food for me?
58、再有錢的人也在爲錢苦惱。
And then the rich people are suffering for the money.
59、客服就是客客氣氣的拒絕你的服務。
Customer service is polite to refuse your service.
60、你還沒有進化完全，長的象人真的難爲你了。
You haven't evolved, long like a man really hard for you.
61、鳥大了什麼林子都有！
There are birds in the forest!
62、我不是隨便的人。我隨便起來不是人。
I'm not a casual person. I just can't get up.
63、天下之大，大不過你缺的那塊心眼。
The world is big, big but you need that piece of mind.
64、像你這種可惡的傢伙只能演電視劇裏的一陀糞。
Such a damn thing as you can only play a TV series of a Tuo shit.
65、不怕虎一樣的敵人，就怕豬一樣的隊友。
Not afraid of the tiger as the enemy, afraid of pigs as teammates.
66、懷才就像懷孕，時間久了才能讓人看出來。
Pregnant just like pregnancy, a long time to let people see.
67、敵人或知己，越少越安全。
The enemy or bosom friend, the less the more safe.
68、開的總是自己的車，爆的總是自己的胎。
Always open their own car, always burst their own tires.
69、你長的好象車禍現場。
You seem to be in a car accident.
70、廣告就是告訴別人，他的錢還可以這麼花。
Advertising is to tell people that he can spend the money.
71、你真是個不可一世的主，給你臉了嗎？
You are a mighty Lord, give you face?
72、能認識自己是個什麼東西，都是好樣的。
To know what things are good.
73、開車無難事，只怕有新人。
Driving is difficult, I am afraid there are new.
74、沒有錢，沒有權，再不對你好點，你能跟我？
No money, no power, no good points, you can follow me?
75、你長的違章！
Your long violation!
76、站的高，尿的遠。
Stand high, the urine is far.
77、聽君一席話，省我十本書。
Listen to your words, my ten book.
78、長的醜不是你的錯，可是出來嚇人就是你的錯！
It's not your fault, but it's your fault!
79、喲！你這是剛被雷過啊，還是準備去雷人啊！
Yo! You this is just been Lei ah, still be ready to go to thunder person!
80、爺爺都是從孫子走過來的。
My grandfather came from the grandson.
