英語經典罵人句子
1、我覺得那些可愛擅長雜耍的猴子，或許是你的親戚。
I think those are good at juggling and lovely monkeys may be your relatives.
2、告訴我你有多賤，我就告訴你哪個餃子裏沒有刀片。
Tell me how much you mean, I will tell you which dumplings without blade.
3、孩子請你記住，過度謙虛那不叫優雅，那叫無能好麼！
Children please remember, excessive modesty that not elegant, it called incompetent good yao!
4、我們罵不罵關你個**什麼事，草你嗎的瞎眼白內脹！
What we scold don't scold you a bitch, grass you blind expansion within the white!
5、我有一段很長的戀愛史，貫穿我的一生，那就是自戀。
I have a long love history, throughout my life, that is narcissistic.
6、你還真是爛泥扶不上牆啊！把你扶上牆了你還往下掉。
You is really the mud helps not on the wall! To help you on the wall for you to fall off.
7、你們媽媽是不是也說過這句話：你和你爸都一個德行。
Your mother also said that this sentence: you and your dad is a virtue.
8、你他媽那麼喜歡被人擦，我想說我退出我不喜歡獸交。
His mother then you like to be that person, I want to say I quit I don't like bestiality.
9、就你長着那酷似**的臉，別人想爆還需要閉上雙眼。
As you grow in the face that looks like a chrysanthemum, others want to still need to close your eyes.
10、賤人的生活方式就是，只許自己吃屎，不許別人放屁。
Bitch's way of life is that when you eat shit, no others break wind.
11、做了班幹部這個芝麻綠豆官，就四處炫耀，果然腦殘。
The class cadre the sesame green beans, just to show off everywhere, indeed as expected brain-dead.
12、我剩下的你就想利用是嗎，對不起，他的心還在我這。
I left you want to use is it, I'm sorry, but his heart is in my hand.
13、多年以後，我會依然記得那個偷了我半塊橡皮的同桌。
Over the years, I still remember that stole my deskmate half a piece of rubber.
14、你在混亂的進化過程中，顯然忽略了大衆的審美觀點。
In the process of the evolution of the chaos, you obviously ignored the public's aesthetic point of view.
15、知道爲什麼人比花漂亮麼，因爲話沒有嘴巴說它漂亮。
You know why people more beautiful than flowers, because no mouth speak it beautiful.
16、你那麼努力長的像個人，我也就不說你長得醜什麼了。
Your efforts so long as individual, I what also don't say you are ugly.
17、歹毒的生活把我們變成了這樣，受過高等教育的流氓。
Turn us into a vicious life in this way, rogue with higher education.
18、難道你是吃大姨媽拌飯長大的，怪不得長那麼噁心呢！
Don't you eat the big aunt mix rice grew up, it's no wonder that long so disgusting!
19、平時罵你就算了，非要等我打你，才知道我文武雙全。
Scold you calculate at ordinary times, have to wait for me beat you, didn't know I both brawn.
20、我是傻子堆兒裏面的天才，你就是天才堆兒裏的傻子。
I am a fool in the wired genius, you are the fool in genius they collectively.
21、班長班長，左一巴掌，右一巴掌，打到噼裏啪啦的響！
Monitor of the class monitor, left a slap, right slap, hit or ring!
22、貨有過期日，人有看膩時。你在我心裏，能牛逼幾時。
Cargo has expiration date, people have a see be bored with. When you are in my heart, to cow force.
23、給老子擺正位置不要亂放屁，不要太把自己當回事兒。
To Lao tze positioned don't fart, don't put yourself seriously.
24、大多數人想要改造這個世界，但卻罕有人想改造自己。
Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change yourself.
25、一口一個狗，一口一個你媽，怎麼原來你媽是條狗啊。
Bite a dog, a bite of a mother, you how so you mother is dog.
26、看看你那臉皮，看你那臉，火星撞你的臉還要被反彈。
Look at your face, look at your face, Mars hit your face be rebound.
27、逼裝大了，自然會有人收拾你，這是江湖，這是社會。
Force loading, natural someone will pick up you, this is the river's lake, it is social.
28、在你年輕時得到的一些好處，到老時就要承受這些錯誤。
By some of the benefits when you are young, the old will take these mistakes.
29、有些人就是這樣，自己是蛆就覺得全世界是一個大糞池。
Some people are just so, he is maggots feel the world is a big cesspool.
30、你刷牙我不管你，但是你告訴我，我的洗面奶哪裏去了！
You brush your teeth I don't care you, but you told me that my grandma washing where go to!
31、其實我是想給你點面子的，可是你卻犯賤的說你不要臉。
Actually I am trying to give you some face, but you said you don't wanna make mean.
32、你左看像白癡，右看像傻子，上看像頭豬，下看像頭驢。
You left look like an idiot, right look like a fool, look like a pig, looking down a donkey.
33、你瞧你吧！看背影急煞千軍萬馬，轉過頭嚇退百萬雄獅。
You see you! See figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion.
34、現在的女人真偉大，不知不覺肚子大，有了孩子沒了爸。
Now of the woman is great, imperceptible big belly, you have children didn't dad.
35、你長得也太夢幻了吧！一臉的模糊不清，看都不想看啊！
You grow too dream! The face of ambiguity, don't want to see at all!
36、水清則無魚、人賤則無敵、你TM就無敵、比無敵還無敵。
Water to pure have no fish, people mean invincible, you're invincible, TM than invincible invincible.
37、看你這樣就知道，你的智商絕對是和你的身高成正比的。
See you so you know, your IQ is proportional to the and your height.
38、如果你活着，早晚都會死；如果你死了，你就永遠活着。
If you're alive, sooner or later will die; If you die, you will live forever.
39、你身材很好，好的連孫悟空看見你，都會給你三棍子了。
You figure is very good, good even sun wukong to see you, give you three sticks.
40、你他媽媽賣批能像個人樣麼？學什麼不好偏偏要學下賤。
You can sell his mother batch like personal kind? Learn something bad happened to base.
41、你的沉默是對我最有力的挑釁而也我給你最絕望的迴應。
Your silence is the most powerful provocations to me and I also give you the most desperate response.
42、哪裏哪裏，真心不敢不服你，**和你比都黯然了很多！
Where where, really did not dare to defy you, mistresses and shade than you a lot!
43、我在夢裏參加了你的婚禮，結果變成了那個新娘的葬禮。
I attended the wedding of you in my dream, and the results into the bride's funeral.
44、當愛情不在的時候，請對他說聲祝福，畢竟，曾經愛過。
When love is not in, please say blessings to him, after all, once loved.
45、聽說你的失心瘋又犯了？早跟你說了讓你不要放棄治療。
I heard you lost my mind again? Told you to let you don't give up early treatment.
46、如果有來生，我一定要成爲神經，因爲我走了你就得腦殘。
If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because I'm leaving you have to be brainwashed.
47、堅持五秒鐘，哇塞班長你好棒，我給你準備了陽痿的獎章。
Adhere to the five seconds, monitor of wow you're great, I'll give you prepared the impotence of the medal.
48、你噴糞之前先想想你自己都幹過什麼，有沒有資格說別人。
You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to others.
49、就算你用了偉哥，照樣是直不起的料，註定此生不性福啊！
Even if you use viagra, so is not straight, destined to this life not sex!
50、你媽當初生你的時候，估計是把人整丟了，把胎盤養大了。
Your mother had gave birth to you, estimation is the whole people lost, the placenta raise.
51、你是喝婦炎潔吃屎長大的吧？怪不得能養出你這樣的怪胎。
You grew up drinking fu phlogistic clean eating shit? It's no wonder that can raise you are such a geek.
52、你媽是後媽吧？天天給你喝毒奶粉，造就了你這樣的腦殘。
Is your mother a stepmother? Give you drink milk every day, makes you such a brain-dead.
53、你以爲你很嬌貴嗎？省得我浪費口水，我的口水是數錢的。
Do you think you are too? Rather waste my saliva, my saliva was counting money.
54、我臉上的痘要是和你腦袋上的頭髮一樣少，就心滿意足了！
If I the blain on the face and less hair on your head, will be satisfied!
55、你媽生你的時候一定是滿懷焦慮，心不在焉的，如此潦草！
When your mother gave birth to you must be full of anxiety, absent-minded, so untidy!
56、還真把班長這個職位當回事了，不過是班主任的狗腿子罷了。
Return true to monitor the job seriously, but that's just the teacher in charge of the dog.
57、別張口閉口的就帶着你爹你媽，你那麼孝順怎麼不在家呆着？
Don't mouth closed with your mother, your daddy's why didn't you stay at home so filial piety?
58、嫌我說話粗，不粗那叫文雅，什麼是文雅，文雅就是裝孫子。
Talk to me too thick, not coarse that call elegant, what is elegant, elegant is the installation grandson.
59、你的名字不錯，相信給你命名字的人一定被你的比例感動了。
Your name is good, believe to you named word must be moved by your ratio.
60、我對着同桌說：我同桌是豬！，她大叫道：你同桌纔是豬呢！
I sit at the same table said: my deskmate is a pig! , she shouted, you sit at the same table is a pig!
61、對不起哈，當年老子我沒忍住，一個屁把這二逼給蹦出來了！
I'm sorry ah, the Lao tze I didn't endure, a fart to give out this asshole!
62、您可真是爲計劃生育做了巨大貢獻啊！沒人會和你生孩子的。
You are really made huge contribution for the family planning! No one will have children with you.
63、就你這飛禽走獸的長相，國家沒給你頒個獎實在是太可惜了。
You the looks of the animals and birds countries are not awarded a prize for you is so bad.
64、你他媽整個腦殘了，不惜拿自己的父母家人來騙別人的**。
You his mama the brain damage, do not hesitate to take their parents family to lie to someone else's semen.
65、不要想太多，你的想象力會創造出個一開始並不存在的問題。
Don't think too much, your imagination will create a initially there is no problem.
66、你絕對是你媽親生的，不然你媽怎麼會養你這麼個混賬東西。
You is definitely your mama of his own, otherwise how your mother have you such a fucking thing.
67、沒有誰瞧不起你，因爲別人根本就沒有瞧你，大家都很忙的。
No who despise you, because others didn't see you, you are very busy.
68、整天把逼臉擺給別人看，是想要告訴別人你是黃世仁他媽嗎？
The forced to face all day long to put the other people see, is want to tell someone you is still his mama?
69、小賤人每天都自拍，真擔心哪天你的手機會憤怒到自曝而亡。
Little bitch take every day, really worry about which day your phone will be angry to revealing and die.
70、初戀之所以美好，是因爲它告訴我們會有更多的下一次戀愛。
First love is beautiful, because it tells us that there will be more love next time.
71、你是腦子有病還是怎麼？你以爲你是誰？不就是傻逼一個嘛！
You are your mind or what? Who do you think you are? Is it not silly force!
